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According to GOV.UK, in the year ending September 2022 there were over 35,000 “irregular migrants” arriving in the UK, via small boats across the English Channel. 

I’m not a member of the legal profession, but I reckon that “irregular” is a polite way of saying “unlawful”, the definition of which is “contrary to the law.” 

So what else does Gary Lineker support that is unlawful… aggravated arson, blackmail, counterfeiting notes and coins, illegal possession of firearms, murder? I think we should be told. 

Lineker compared the Home Office’s immigration policy to Nazi Germany in the 30s. I reckon if the Nazis had been banning people from entering Germany during the second World War, they would have been doing those folks a favour. Nice one, Gary! 

Moneygrubber Gary is described as “the presenter of Match of the Day”, but he is actually a presenter of Match of the Day. Other people front the show just as well on Sunday evenings, and they take home a lot smaller percentage of viewers’ licence fees. Lineker’s annual salary is £1,350,000. Mark Chapman's annual salary is £250,000 – Gabby Logan’s annual salary is £200,000! 

As for pundits… “I could do that!" However, l would be very critical of the product and tell it like it is    "… gis a job!" 

The good news is that tonight’s ‘Match of the Day’ will be broadcast without presenters or pundits, which means I can view it ‘live’. I normally watch it on “catch up”, using the fast forward button so that I don’t have to listen to Lineker and the prattling pundits… who needs ‘em? 

We are informed today that former head of the BBC, Greg Dyke has said that it was a mistake to take Lineker off air, and that his “comments come as the BBC flagship show MOD descended into crisis”! Crisis? When all’s said and done, it’s a group of men kicking a ball around a field!

The BBC closed down the comments facility on their website, so that it wasn't possible for licence payers to have their say about Gary's guff... shades of Germany in the 1930s I reckon!