WHAT A

LOAD OF

SHIRT!

The BBC reports today…

 "When Chloe Kelly scored the winning goal in extra time for England against Germany, securing a 2-1 win and the country's first ever women's major tournament victory, the 24-year-old celebrated in a way which could now inspire a generation.

In revealing a sports bra by taking her shirt off and swinging it around her head in delight, the Manchester City winger created a moment which has united and empowered women."

What about the morons in the men’s game who shed their shirts when they score a goal? It’s been happening for over twenty years or more. Are they empowering men? No… they are just cretinous copycats. But you obviously haven’t caught on, have you, Chloe?

The likes of John Charles, Duncan Edwards, Tom Finney, Jimmy Greaves, and Dennis Law managed very successful careers without having to resort to the ridiculous ritual.

If the lionesses really want to mimic the men and shed their shirts they are at a definite disadvantage. They don’t have the flagrant fuzz of the fellahs in the chest area. So to ensure that they don’t feel inferior I have styled a sports bra that has a befitting barnet! (See left)

There you are… a hairy tale ending!