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Hot off the presses... news that the £100 million earmarked by the Church of England for a new investment fund to help repair damage caused by its historic link to slavery is "...not enough" a report says.
It comes after an investigation last year found that the Curch of England invested large amounts of money into a company that transported thousands of slaves.
Apparently, the Church welcomed the report by the Church Commissioners Charity and accepted the recommendation - but would not commit to raising the fund to a reported $1bn target!
The Archbishop of Canterbury, Justin Welby said the report was "... the beginning of a multi-generational response to the "apalling evil" of slavery.
How... pray... is this money going to be doled out. Will every black American get something... including former baseball star Michael Jordan... estimated net worth 3 billion U.S. dollars, and Oprah Winfrey, estimated net worth 2.8 billion dollars. Will Kanye qualify? Will the boyz n the hood benefit? Will the rappers receive readies? Will Barrack Obama who claims to be "black", but had a white mother, only get half a share?
Will there be mass departures from "Merica" to the Dark Continent as a result? I very much doubt it!
When can we Brits expect a payout from the desendants of the Barbary Pirates, the Dutch Privateers, theTurks, and the Romans, who snatched slaves from these shores? Don't hold yer breath!