WHAT A
RACKET!
The BBC has informed us that Stefano Lo Russo, the mayor of
Yes, the guy has travelled some 750 miles or more to deliver this large, ludicrous object, which looks like it has been lifted from Lucifer’s latrine… perhaps a lemon would have been more approporiate, after all they, they do grow in Italy! However, we are informed that following the handover Eurovision fever has infected Liverpool, with the final being held there on the 13 of May.
Well, you can't make a silk purse out of an old crisp packet!
As is now the norm, the tunes will be terrible, the pretentious performers will be the pits, the ambience will be appalling, ‘rent-a-crowd’ will be screaming, shouting and waving their arms in the air at every opportunity, and for TV viewers, Graham Norton will have another visitation of verbal diarrhea, and cry all the way to the bank!
Can’t wait to avoid it!
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