GOOD

GOLLY

MISS

MOLLY!

Amongst all the news from Sri Lanka, Ukraine and Downing Street, the BBC has managed to find space on its Newsbeat section to inform us that… 

“Molly-May Hague has had another Instagram post banned, this time after she failed to include any mention of it being an ad. 

It is the third time the 23-year-old influencer* has been in trouble with the Advertising Standard Authority (ASA)” 

I must confess I wasn’t familiar with this female… if you know what I mean! Apparently, she is a former 'Love Islander'. I have no idea where Love Island is. A Google search brought up a Livø Island in Denmark, and a Loon Island in Georgian Bay, Ontario. Both of these places sound somewhat remote. I reckon it is more likely to be Loon Island!

There is a picture of this person and she looks as though she is made out of plastic.

According to the Beeb, “This is the third time Molly-Mae has been "called out" by the ASA since 2020”. Do they do it from a mountain top, or a minaret?

Aren't you just gripped by this news... or perhaps you'd prefer to grip someone around the throat... and shake?

*Should that be "influenza" and they have missed out "spreader" or "sufferer"?