AND NOW
FOR
SOMETHING
COMPLETELY
THE SAME!

I noticed the other day that the Internet Movie Database has an ad for 'FAST & FURIOUS - THE FAST SAGA 9' and I discovered that numbers 10 and 11 are waiting in the wings... (or should that be 'the pits'... more appropriate I reckon!) This  means I have eight to catch up on before I watch the latest... but having seen brief snatches of some trailers before I was able to firmly press the off button on the device control, I reckon I would rather watch cheese melt!

'F & F' is locked in a spin-off battle with 'Planet of the Apes' which I have also managed to avoid. That series will probably go on for ever, with... 'Flea Market of the Apes', followed by 'Twighlight of the Apes', followed by 'Return to Sender of the Apes'... with countless others yet to be made! And thereby hangs a tail!

I am surprised that no-one has come up with a 'Gone with the Wind' franchise... after all, that film has lots of fans... hotcha, hotcha, hotcha! Suitable titles could be... 'Returning with the Wind', 'Sufferng with the Wind', 'Enduring the Wind', 'Gone Again with the Wind', 'Windy Planet of the Fast and Furious Apes"...

Why do I keep giving these invaluable ideas to Hollywood?