GINGER WINDSOR 

AND 

WANABEE WHINGER

Ratings show that the first episode of 'Harry & Meghan' was seen by 2.4 million people on TV sets on its launch day. That’s more than double the viewership the first episode of The Crown’s latest season reached on day one (1.1 million). 

Morecambe and Wise had an audience of 28 million viewers for their Christmas 1977 special!

My thanks to Max and Moritz*. (Who they... ed?)

*'Max and Moritz: A Story of Seven Boyish Pranks' is a German language illustrated story in verse. This highly inventive, blackly humorous tale, told entirely in rhymed couplets, was written and illustrated by Wilhelm Busch and published in 1865.